'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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