And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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