"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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