his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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