Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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