That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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