Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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