I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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