I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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