is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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