My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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