dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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