how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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