When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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