The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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