He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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