we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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