Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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