So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
