He is an equal opportunity slut.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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