It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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