He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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