absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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