Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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