I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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