Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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