he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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