HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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