You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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