His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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