don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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