D3 body, D1 cock
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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