So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Randomize
