Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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