just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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