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when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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