nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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