we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Randomize
