I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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