You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
