Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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