your thong is hanging out like whoa
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My life is pants optional.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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