Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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