That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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