what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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