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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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