Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If I die, sorry about rent.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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