Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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