Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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