If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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