How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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