So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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