yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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