The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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