Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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