I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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